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Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does

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So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.

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(217): View more from Illinois

I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?

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(330): View more from Ohio

So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?

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