So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
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We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
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And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
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