So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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