that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
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We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
tell me about the fingering
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