Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I'm always down for nudity.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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