Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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