Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
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Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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