That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
I love having hate sex.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
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