I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Randomize
