he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
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Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
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Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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