IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
I want to be your penis for a week.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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