Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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