Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
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His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
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Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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