my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
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I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
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Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
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