At least make sure they are 18
Why
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
Just watched a deer get gangbanged in my front yard by 5 bucks. Wtf animal kingdom
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
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