my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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