Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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