Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
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You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I'm pretty sure that I drunkenly used the phrase "I just want his beard all over my body" way too many times last night.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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