literally had 100 drinks last night.
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
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Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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