Fuck appropriateness.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
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Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize