butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
she pinky promised me she was 18
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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