I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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