He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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