i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My cat gives me a boner
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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