Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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