fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Randomize
