Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
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This is what my life has come to. Like, I may or may not have just stolen pizza from the guy I just hooked up with's fridge when I left...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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