why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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