you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
