i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
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Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
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