You really coming over, don't trick.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
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So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Everyone says I win the strip club
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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