i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
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THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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