Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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