Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
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Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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