After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
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50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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