her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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