Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
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I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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