no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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