I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
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apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
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