Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
This house was built for laser tag.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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