Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
My walk of shame was 2 miles of feathers flying off of me, underwear in hand, and a homeless man telling me he'd pray for me. It was gold medal worthy.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
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