how can u be prego again
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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