Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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