You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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