how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Randomize
