Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
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Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
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You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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