im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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