I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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