My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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