This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
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It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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