Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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