On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize