As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
What happened to fro yo and sex?
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
