You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She's just so happy...and so naked.
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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