then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
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i think my cat just said my name.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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