I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
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