I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
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I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.