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  I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass

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• (360): View more from Washington

  Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.

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• (509): View more from Washington

  you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to

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  It's true

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.

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• (661): View more from California

  All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.

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