have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Draw a picture of yourself puking and peeing on her and give it to her with a note that sys this could be your future if you be my friend
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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