i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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