Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
The air was thick with penises
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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